LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH
1. state your name: Pezluna :UUUUUUUUUUU okno Pazluna*
2. state the name that your parents almost named you: Nada, osea…esta la media historia tras mi nombre ajskndaksjdas
3. which of your relatives do you get along with the most? ohhh, no sabria decirlo, con todos es bien…equilibrado
4. what was your first job? TRABAJAR EN LA IMPRENTA
5. did anything embarrassing happen this week? ESTA SEMANA ENTERA HA SIDO VERGONZOSA/sehacebolita
6. do you miss your ex? nopenopenope
7. white chocolate or dark chocolate? DARKS
8. do people praise you for your looks? Casi nunca es que tambien no busco que lo hagan(?)
9. what is your favourite colour of clothing to wear? color? ninguno en particular
10. how do you wear your makeup? No me maquillo, como que me da pajax
11. what are some of your nicknames? PAXAA—— Pezluna, Paz, Luna, Lunapaz, Guerrasol, etc—-
12. how many bedrooms are in your house? 4
13. how many bathrooms? 3
15. do you have a car? nope
16. do you work out every week? nope
17. did you brush your teeth this morning? obvioo
18. have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? noooo- no me atrevo a “comerme” a alguien sin conocerlo asdf
19. have you ever sung in front of a crowd? Es la historia de mi vida. No canto, grito :***
20. what kind of bathing suit do you wear? de esos que tienen como pantaletas huehuehue
21. do you like your eyes? idk, a veces? No seeeh
22. do you think you are pretty? Nope, osea no me encuentro ni linda ni fea, es algo neutro
23. who was the last person you talked to in person? mi mom
24. how much money in your bank account? NO TENGO CUENTA BANCARIA/sobs
26. do you want kids? AMMMMMMMMMMMM——- idk
27. tell me what your backpack looks like: lo unico “Extra” que tiene son, un parche de Queen y otro de HunterxHunter
28. what celebrity do you think is hot? DYLAN O’BRIEN
29. last movie you saw in theaters: Creo que fue la de Lego
30. are you dating the same person you dated last year? Nope
31. has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? No
32. have you ever cheated? Nope
33: have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? Nop
34: what do you like to do in your spare time? Dibujar, leer, dibujar, escuchar música, dibujar y dibujar
35: what’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? Oh no se——-
36: who was the last person you texted? COFCOF a la carol coral
37: how many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 1
38: how do you look right now? aburrida
39: who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? informacionconfidencial
I came across a certain post by someone who “sort of
not sosecretly” ships this pairing, and that was all the impetus I needed to draw it. This blog had too many bed-headed dweeblords on it anyways.
made in mexico
Still to this day my favorite comic
Okay let me tell you this story my teacher told me in like 6th grade that I still somehow remember to this day. And by somehow, I mean it was fucking hilarious and I’ll never stop laughing.
In college she was a teacher’s aid for an anatomy class or something or another. On the day they were suppose to examine an actually corpse one of the past students came in with an empty body bag. To put it simply, he pretended to be the dead body they were going to examine that day.
She knew this shit was going to be hilarious so she played along and pretended everything was going according to the plan. When the instructor came in and didn’t even check to make sure everything was in order. Nope, came in around the same time as the students and began the lesson straight away.
About 5 minutes a low moan came from the body bag, like something you’d hear out of a zombie movie.
Some of the closer students tilts their head and frown, but they doesn’t say anything. The instructor doesn’t even notice.
A little bit afterwards he moans loader. A few more people hear it this time around. They are understandably a bit worried, and a bit scared. This time the Instructor does notice, but he rolls his eyes.
For the next 10 minutes there is no noise from the body bag. The students have calmed by this point and the Instructor is winding down his lecture and about ready to move on to the practical.
Right as the Instructor moves over to the table the body bag is sitting on, the dude sits straight up in the bag and makes the stupidest zombie moans known to mankind.
Everyone straight up flips their shit. One of the girls ends up puking because she’s so scared and the rest of the students are running out the classroom, knocking over furniture, and screaming in terror.
IT GOT BETTER
sloppy comic of an experience with a hot guy. marco feels me